Friday, January 16, 2009

Bitter In The Cold

[phone ringing]

"Hello, Al Gore?"

"Uhhh... I'm not sure if you've heard but temperatures across the land have dipped to God forsaken lows."

"I would like to know what exactly you mean by 'global warming' because I'm not warm locally or globally."

"In fact, I'm freakin' FREEZING!!"

"Call me back!"

This is the effect of frigid temps on my car. I simply closed my car door this morning and the rear window crumbled.  

1 comment:

Becky H said...

Oh my gosh!!! I've NEVER heard of that. That is SOOOO cold!
I'm sorry about that. That really sucks. :(